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Mad Maxine QuotesMy husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken,a lifetime commitment for a pig. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. Latest QuotesA mans heart can be judged by the way he treats animals. Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. The brand of leadership we propose has a simple base of MBWA (Managing By Wandering Around). To “wander,” with customers and vendors and our own people, is to be in touch with the first vibrations of the new. You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him to find it within himself. Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords: but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain; and expectations improperly indulged must end in disappointment. To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. The secret of health for both the body and the mind is not to mourn the past or worry about the future, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once a week. If you wait for opportunities to occur, you will be one of the crowd. Men may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do. Make every thought, every fact, that comes into your mind pay you a profit. Make it work and produce for you. Think of things not as they are but as they might be. Don't merely dream - but create! Most of us can learn to live in perfect comfort on higher levels of power. Everyone knows that on any given day there are energies slumbering in him which the incitements of that day do not call forth. Compared with what we ought to be, we are only half awake. It is evident that our organism has stored-up reserves of energy that are ordinarily not called upon - deeper and deeper strata of explosible material, ready for use by anyone who probes so deep. The human individual usually lives far within his limits. Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. What seems to me the highest and the most difficult achievement of Art is not to make us laugh or cry, or to rouse our lust or our anger, but to do as nature does—that is, fill us with wonderment. Artistic growth is, more than it is anything else, a refining of the sense of truthfulness. The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is. One can never pay in gratitude; one can only pay “in kind” somewhere else in life. Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence Our thinking and our behavior are always in anticipation of a response. It is therefore fear-based. If good is what you're looking for, good is what you'll find. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor. One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake. If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. Your enthusiasm will be infectious, stimulating and attractive to others. They will love you for it. They will go for you and with you. Most people struggle with life balance simply because they haven't paid the price to decide what is really important to them. Forget mistakes. Forget failure. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day. The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. The art of life is the art of avoiding pain; and he is the best pilot, who steers clearest of the rocks and shoals with which it is beset. The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. Leadership is not magnetic personality - that can just as well be a glib tongue. It is not "making friends and influencing people" -- that is flattery. Leadership is lifting a person's vision to high sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations. The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, learn about them, or even seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them. Reading is a means of thinking with another person’s mind; it forces you to stretch your own. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. |
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